Devouring The Latest Festive Features: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
It is the time of year to relax on the couch and demolish a tin of festive treats in front of a terrific flick, a bad movie, or one that’s awesomely awful.
This year, a batch of latest seasonal stories hopes to be part of our festive viewing—maybe even finding a spot alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
So, in a noble effort to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to embrace the festive feeling, I watched as many recent Christmas films as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Kicking off, ideally, on a positive note. This is the sole 2025 title on a well-known aggregator's list of the best 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The musical trio are stranded in the UK after concluding their global concert series and must make it back for Christmas. Their attempts are thwarted by an evil Santa, who sings to state they won’t get home until they “rediscover their brotherly magic.”
The banter between the bickering brothers is entertaining even for the non-fan, while fans will certainly notice lots of in-jokes as they endeavor to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is great for devotees and a positive start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who must sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland appears as a movie actor tricked into a pantomime.
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and older star Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose representative has tricked him into thinking he’s starring in renowned British drama.
His pantomime fellow actors inform him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he retorts. You can guess their response. Except if you’re unfamiliar with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some very funny lines, some heartwarming sub-plots, and the ensemble is brilliant, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit cheesy at another season, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
An actor appears at the beginning of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second consecutive movie. Could this be a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who encounters Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative progresses as the stingy Mr Sood is haunted by the spirits of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least different from all the others, but sadly he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s portrayal is flat—a significant issue when he’s so the focal point.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
There's just enough time for a network's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “doesn’t really do Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) persuades him spending the sum on a family trip to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to return the difference.
Pleasant yet unmemorable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those Christmas films where the festive trappings are in the setting—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its main point—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is assigned to a French chateau to do a deal for a champagne business. During her travels, she encounters a fellow in a literary haven who promises to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
An expert recently stated this is the finest new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a overstatement, but it is a festive dalliance with a touch of class and gives the obligatory heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is notable too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, in spite of the persuasion of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The secret is to be discovered, and Chris sets out to find it with the assistance of a panel of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s low-key but sweet, and perfect viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a bickering American family who reunite for the holidays—including other Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in execution it’s really a combination of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last finds her strength.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s taken a dip, but fortunately here’s a new entry in the packed genre of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and highly entertaining—holiday fare.
It’s a story as old as time: An American woman travels to a distant snowy land and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher